Hold on Till May

Someone Someday is gonna love me. I found my someone one March. 4th. His name is Joe, and hes the light of my life, to be cliche.Finally. If you dont like me, well I don't really care because I don't like me either.Im useless, worthless, and a disappointment to the world, but "i refuse to let your words be the death of me. "Zombies eat flesh"I saw a ufo one time. Use correct grammar, Tatted with more to come

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prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

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zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

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irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

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ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

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asian:

i hate how I can’t even reblog a picture of a butt without 12 year olds messaging me in angry capital letters saying that I got them into trouble because their mum saw the picture

how are you going to go on the internet and expect to not see any nudity

welcome to the real world jackass

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